Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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