- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Well this is pointless.....

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

roses are red violets are blue

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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