Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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You sick fiend

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Tilt your screen back

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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i like it in the mouth

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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