- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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