- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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