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Turkey Balls

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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