- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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