- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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