What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Lewis

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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all the kids had fun

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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