knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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