Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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