- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock, Knock Come in

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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