How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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