why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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