Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Barack Obama

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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