what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

whats black and strange a paki

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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