- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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