Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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