- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I woke up today

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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