What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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