- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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