Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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