What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Wolfjob.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Women's rights

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

the game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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