- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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