- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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