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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

i killed my family

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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