- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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