- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

willie revilame

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

jibby jobby

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man walks into a bar

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

I am very humble.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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