- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

I like touching my boobs

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

they told me not to write here but i did

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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