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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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