- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

"Knock knock." "No."

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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