- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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