- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Blacks

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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