Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Okay.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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