- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

I need to start studying.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

this is not a drill.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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