Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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