What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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