- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

I need to start studying.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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