I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

"Knock knock." "No."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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