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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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