Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Get on the boat.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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