- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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