Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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