- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Your sex life.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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