- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Praise Paisley

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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