hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Women's Rights..

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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