How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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religion

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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