- Anti Joke

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What can fly? Lots of things

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

j

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What can fly? Lots of things

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

j

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.