- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Christianity.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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