- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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