- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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