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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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A man did not like this site

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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