- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Women's rights

you dint have to be a jew matt

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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