Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Women's rights.

Women's Rights

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

whats black. an african american person

Chikin nuggets

A BABY seal walks into a club

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I went to the store and I fell

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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