How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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