There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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sorry got to poo

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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sky's sty

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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