- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

I have a gay camel

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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