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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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