- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

The Labour Party.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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