why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Charlie Sheen

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Who wants water? I do.

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