- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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