Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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