- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I am a mime

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

hola said the chinese man

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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