Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

womens rights

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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