Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

N-E Pats never cheated

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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