- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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