Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Peas

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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