Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

your life

david poredos

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

your face

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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