What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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hey, my names mark.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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