who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Anti Joke

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