A man walks into a bar

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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