- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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