what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Roses are red.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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hey, my names mark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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