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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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