Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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