- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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