Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Are you a tree

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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