*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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2 Penises

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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