Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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FUCK THE JEWS

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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