- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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