- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

My three children are three big mistakes.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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