Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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