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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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