- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

smell the vitamin C

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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