What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Runescape.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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