- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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